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Nightclub burns down in Nudists vs. Swingers turf war

December 8th 2008 11:19
Eiffel Tower in France
Domestic terrorism has reached erect proportions with the latest line in the sand drawn by competing gangs of nudists and swingers.

They're fighting over territory - the miles of Mediterranean beaches in South France that are perfect for either letting it all hang out, or getting down and dirty with it all hanging out.


FoxNews has the story, with that excellent sense of outrage that Fox manages to summon up:

"The normally peaceful Cap d’Agde, a magnet for nudists in the south of France, has been plunged into anxiety as investigators suspect "fundamentalist" nudists of harboring a grudge against the échangistes, or swingers, who are drawn to the town by the promise of sex."

The nudists, presumably, just want to have the freedom to stand bare naked in the sand, with their body parts hanging all over the place - the swingers, on the other hand, want to suckle those parts in freedom.

They're not totally exclusive, but heated exchanges are easily made on beaches with no clear distinction.

"Get your hand off that?"

"No?"

"No!"

All that casual sex must be wearing out the swingers, because all of the terrorist acts are being perpetrated by the nudies:

"A so-called boîte échangiste — or wife-swapping club — called Glamour, where couples engage in group sex, was the first to be destroyed in April. The next day, the Palme Ré, another orgy venue, also went up in flames. In September, the Tantra club and Zen, its neighboring bar, were leveled in blazes."


Glamour is in the Heliopolis building which, from this page, looks like a fabulous spot for a nightclub... located near the beach, attached to a fine restaurant.

Fight your battles, if you have to, but, please, leave the buildings alone...



*this image is from the DC Traveler
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Comment by Janet Collins

December 8th 2008 11:33
Talk about a new wave of gang war. Gee, it really would be difficult for the police to figure out who's with who. And "fundamentalist" nudists!!! What next?

Fun post, Cib.

Comment by Cibbuano

December 8th 2008 21:14
Janet - you'd think nudists would be a little more careful with fire!

Comment by Janet Collins

December 9th 2008 01:12

Comment by damian

December 9th 2008 02:38
As I always maintain, all terrorists are nudists, and while 99% of them choose to wear clothes while committing their acts of terror, these fundamentalists obviously were not prepared to compromise on their core principals.

Comment by Yves Makhoul

December 9th 2008 04:46
New age gangs indeed.

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